Carmella Bing, Buxom Porn Star, Cops to Clinching a Pipe (No, a Meth Pipe, Silly)


Sarah Marie Faas, representing herself in an Orange County courtroom on Jan. 22, pleaded guilty to one count of misdemeanor possession of a meth pipe, a first-time offense that can be wiped from her record if she meets certain conditions over the next three months.

No big whoop, really, until you discover that's the real name of porn star Carmella Bing, which may, uh, peek some interest. Let the #pipesucking jokes begin!
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As the Weekly reported at the time, Faas was apprehended in an Irvine backyard early this past Dec. 5 and cited for drug
paraphernalia possession by Irvine police that had followed a stolen Mercedes Benz she was
a passenger in.


The
31-year-old Los Angeles resident was cited, booked and released but not otherwise linked to an identity theft investigation sparked because the car stolen out of
Panorama City contained various phony credit cards and driver's licenses, Irvine police said at the time. The driver was among three men who would be arrested on various felony
theft counts.

Carmella Bing, Porn Star, Cited for Drug Paraphernalia Possession in Irvine After Being in Car with Auto and I.D. Theft Suspect

Faas, who as Carmella Bing has appeared in around 140 adult films with titles like Licensed to
Blow
, Busty Beauties Flotation Devices and A Big
Tit Christmas
, can have the misdemeanor expunged if by April 22 she has no more law violations, completes a six-hour drug education class and submits a DNA sample, according to Farrah Emami, the Orange County District Attorney's office spokeswoman.


The driver of the stolen Benz, Michael Harding, 34, has a pretrial hearing scheduled Feb. 20 on felony car theft with a prior conviction (in 2004), four felony counts of receiving stolen property, felony I.D. theft, two felony counts of second degree burglary, misdemeanor fraudulent use of an access card and a sentencing enhancement for crime-bail-crime, meaning he allegedly committed a crime while out on bail for another crime.

James Deroze, a 27-year-old parolee suspected of possessing a phony DMV
Identification, and Phillip Alano, 29, who was accused of possessing the personal information of more than 10 identity
theft victims, were also arrested in the Irvine police investigation.

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Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the paper’s first calendar editor. He went on to be managing editor, executive editor and is now senior staff writer.