Eye Wide Open [Hey, You!]

Illustration by Bob Aul

To the lovely male model who posed for our art class on a Wednesday afternoon: I just wanted to say “thank you” and let you know we enjoyed the view and were very impressed with the smooth skin of your privates (hairless is very sexy on a man)! I and the other women cannot stop talking about that. I hope the school calls you back because I can’t wait to see ALL of you again!

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