You were the two skinheads on the corner of Pacific Coast Highway and 6th Street in Huntington Beach screaming “White Power!” at a handful of Asian senior citizens. You did this not once, not twice, but over a dozen times. After you and your bald-headed, pubescent, goatee-wearing ingrate friend gave them the Nazi salute, you followed them for two blocks, screaming “White Power!” the whole time. Like civilized adults, they ignored you. But I, on the other hand, had a good look at your red vehicle and your license plate number. Unfortunately, your physical description fit that of every other peckerwood dipshit that still bullies people who cannot fight back. The both of you have piss-poor quality tattoos, scraggly goatees that a 12-year-old girl could grow better, and farmer tans. I have some advice for you two: if you're tourists, don't come back, and if you're locals, move. You might also want to familiarize yourself with the Asian concept of karma. If you keep bullying defenseless people, it will eventually come back to you in a big way.
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