You were the girl who texted me on Christmas morning. Well, actually, you were texting “Mike.” You said your name was Jennifer, that you were visiting your sister in Santa Ana, and though we’d chatted on Tinder, you wanted to actually meet in person while you were in town. And to seal the deal, you sent a boob pic. I just wanted to thank you for providing this mom with the perfect teaching tool for my two teen daughters. Before you hit “send” on any photos of body parts, you should check to make sure you’re texting the right person. And that you don’t become part of some internet scam.
Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to firstname.lastname@example.org.