Toke of the Week: Kwik Ease

Photo by Jefferson VanBilliard

I recently turned 34, and at the risk of sounding like a cliché, I have to admit that hangovers do get worse as you age. Sure, I may have spent my 20s hugging my toilet in the early-morning light more often than I’d care to admit, but I’d happily trade one of those days for what I just experienced. I awoke to the sounds of stand-up citizens living their lives happily while a 10-man brass band steadily marched through my skull. In between trips to the porcelain throne and groaning in my bed, I made a judgment call that was honestly the best decision I’d made in the previous 24 hours. I grabbed my laptop, navigated to puffydelivery.com, and filled my cart with enough cannabis products to make Willie Nelson think I needed an intervention. 

After about an hour—or 12 bathroom trips, depending on how you measure time—I had my hands on the package that was sure to give me the boost I needed to beat the worst hangover in recorded history. Joints were smoked, dabs were heated, and demons were exorcised, but I still couldn’t shake the fact that, at any given moment, the contents of my stomach were in danger of coming up without much notice. That is, until I swallowed a magical elixir known as Kwik Ease. Two fluid ounces of filtered water, honey, ginger and CO2-extracted cannabis oil ($15) slowly made their way down my esophagus to provide me with some much-needed relief. If you’re feeling less than your best, or if you just want to get faded, let Puffy Delivery and Kwik Ease help you reach a higher plane. 

Jefferson Matthew VanBilliard is a leo that enjoys all things cannabis and is just trying his best. He let us know that although the desert will always be his home you can find him on Fourth St. in Santa Ana battle rapping teenagers or at the local high school where he coaches girls varsity volleyball without anyone’s permission.

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