Why Do Mexicans Go Through Neighbors' Trash?

DEAR MEXICAN: I'm a Mexican-American Catholic who is really upset about something I saw after Mass last night. As I waited for my son to come out of Confirmation class (yes, I had already attended Mass myself), I noticed something really odd: a grocery cart parked by a curb. It was filled with all those things a vendor sells at parks. Then I noticed some lady setting up a little table by the front doors of the church with assorted items to sell. WOW! Was I really seeing this? What is going on with people? Have we become so desperate for money we are now hitting up churches as we do parks? I'm not sure if you have seen or heard of this before. I was really offended. I am also struggling financially; I live paycheck to paycheck, but I still don't think I could resort to this. I felt it was tacky and just adds to the stereotypes we already have to deal with. What do you think?

Dazed and Confused Mexican


DEAR WABETTE: You have issues with working-class folks trying to make a buck after Mass, thinking it tacky. You know what else is tacky? A Catholic Church hierarchy that allowed priests to rape boys and girls for decades and not only did nothing to stop it, but also protected said pedophiles from the cops and joined the congregants in smearing victims and critics who pointed out the obvious—priestly pedophilia no es bueno. And guess what? More than a few of those victims were—you guessed it!—Mexicans. But since the Church has done such a masterful job of brainwashing Mexican Catholics into believing that speaking out against the hierarchy is speaking out against God, our raza in the States has universally remained silent about this sex-abuse scandal—hell, you still see Latino politicos and immigrant-rights activists asking for the blessings of pendejos who should be spending life in prison for their cover-ups. Pray to God, pray to La Virgen de Guadalupe, even to La Santa Muerte if you must—but any Mexican who still gives money to the Church might as well also donate to la migra.

*     *     *

DEAR MEXICAN: I know why the Mexican man digs in the trash can—he can't believe what Americans throw away. My mom was from Northern Ireland, and we got many treasures over the years from walking past our neighbors' trash cans. She grew up dirt-poor and could not believe all the things Americans would waste and throw away. She honestly felt it was sinful. I've dug through trash cans myself and had several yard sales over the years, which helped put me through college.

Mary In Oregon


DEAR GABACHA: Gracias for answering your own pregunta so thoughtfully—please don't do it again, lest I get reduced to spinning tejanas on my finger at street corners for a living.

*     *     *

DEAR MEXICAN: Why did all the conquerors came from Europe? And why were Africans conquered as slaves instead of Latinos? Are we more rebellious, not as easy to control?

Latina Grrl


DEAR WABETTE: Latinos not slaves? Look at Mexican Catholics.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *