This is how the conversation must have gone inside your head: “Gee, should we keep the new dog that has already sent three family members to the hospital, or should we let the nanny who has busted her ass for us for the past five years walk? That's such a tough call. Wait . . . let me ask the kids!” As we all know, they voted in favor of the dog. How's that working out for ya, asshole? Adult decisions should be made by adults! Way to parent! P.S.: You need a longer skirt. Your vagina is showing.
