Remember the story about the London restaurant that sold human-breast-milk ice cream? Whose supplies of the frozen confection authorities confiscated last week for fear of hepatitis? You'll never guess who's threatening a lawsuit. No, not the dairy cows who are threatened by the competition. No, not the babies who would be deprived of their breakfast. It's none other than Lady Gaga, who can't keep a poker face on the issue when the product is called “Baby Gaga.”
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Her lawyers not only object to the use of the word “Gaga,” but they also said the product is “deliberately provocative and, to many people, nausea-inducing.”
Matt O'Conner, owner of the Icecreamists, shot back. “She's acting like a big baby who is crying over spilled breast milk,” he said. “And this is coming from the woman who wears the flesh of rotting cows as an awards-show gown.”
Oh, snap!
Before becoming an award-winning restaurant critic for OC Weekly in 2007, Edwin Goei went by the alias “elmomonster” on his blog Monster Munching, in which he once wrote a whole review in haiku.