There's something naughty and raunchy about hooking up with a total stranger—and that's not a bad thing! In fact, it can be quite exciting, but that's partially dependent on where the hook-up takes place. Roadside motels and dark nightclubs usually suffice for the deed, but even better is Neptune's Lagoon. Cheesy in all the right ways, the rent-by-the-hour Jacuzzi spot gives you a private room with a spa, sauna and shower. The dated Roman-Greco furnishings and stale cigarette smoke will have you feeling akin to a jaded character in True Detective in no time. It's also BYOB, often open past 2 a.m., and you can turn the lights down way low. Plus, there's a safety factor: Should things go sour quickly, the owner is just down the hall. Now throw off those towels and get to 'coozin!
