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You're probably only reading this because you want confirmation of the rumors, huh? Well, fine, let's get it out of the way – we've gotten to know each other pretty well over the years, readers, so I don't have much to hide from you. You know many, many disgusting things about me, so why should …
Continue reading “Burger King's A.1 Halloween Whopper Finds the Grinch in Ryan Cady”
As I'm sure you people all know, Taco Bell unveiled three new menu items recently, and even though I was out of town (and far away from my local Taco Bell), I pestered my editor and got his permission to go to town on the brand new, highly touted Dare Devil Loaded Grillers. Boasting three …
Three fat white guys walk into a Walgreens, and stumble upon the 2015 Lay's Do Us A Flavor ™ finalists. It's not a joke — it's my life, and I guess I've come to accept that even when I'm off the goddamned clock, even when I'm not TRYING to stuff my face with Frankensteinian culinary …
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You remember how a little while ago, I talked about how the hot dog crust pizza was an innovative step in the right direction for junk food, even if it didn't taste that amazing? Yeah, Oreo Thins — the more “grown up”, smaller Oreos — are basically the opposite of that. ] First of all, …
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Let's just get one thing out of the way before we begin, alright? I'm not gonna hyperbolize here: the new Pizza Hut Hot Dog Bites Crust Pizza is just plain okay. It's not a revolution in flavor — although, in my opinion, it does sound the war cry for a new renaissance in fast food: …
Continue reading “Eating Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza and Accepting the Absurd”
Hey you! Is it before 11 a.m.? Do you want a free taco-shaped thing that's not really a taco? Well, if you do, Taco Bell is giving every person who visit from 7 to 11 a.m. today a free sausage or bacon biscuit taco . ] They're doing it, of course, for Cinco de Mayo, …
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During his recent Little Caesar's bacon-crust adventure, Ryan Cady lamented the lack of love for pastrami.Well, lucky for him (and you), tomorrow you can have the best of both worlds at Dog Haus in Santa Ana's MainPlace Mall, where they'll be having a special one-day bacon pastrami pop-up menu. ] Post by Dog Haus. On …
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Nestled into an unassuming little strip mall in Garden Grove lies Mio Tea House, a pretty nice place with a decent array of appetizers and boba and non-boba beverages. But Mio is not the innocuous local joint it pretends to be, oh no – it holds a deep dark secret, buried not underneath its floorboards …
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It seems like once a month Nabisco rolls out a new flavor of Oreo usually to just quietly pull it from store shelves once the first round of sales reports trickles in. You can usual tell how good a new flavor is going to be by the amount of ridiculous Internet fan fare it receives, …
Continue reading “We Eat It So You Don't Have To: Red Velvet Oreos”
When I was a kid, my favorite candy was Crispy M&M's, the classic chocolate candy with a grain of puffed rice embedded in the center. I remember eating chocolate before they were released — cheap stuff like Kit-Kats and Crunch Bars –but it wasn't until the crisps that I truly had my own favorite candy. …
Continue reading “I Ate Crispy M&M's; Or, The Day Nostalgia Died”
Boy, we do love our nostalgia. Seriously, in a lot of ways, as a generation, we're holding the '90s at gunpoint and demanding more majestic feats of reminiscence. The return of Surge, every television reboot ever, BuzzFeed's entire existence — pretending the days of dial-up were better is all the rage. I'd say I worry …
Continue reading “We Eat French Toast Crunch; Or Why 90s Fetishism Is a Sad, Sad Exercise”
For Valentine's Day, Nabisco will be selling limited edition red velvet Oreos. The cookies are going to be available for about six weeks starting from Feb. 2. Now, before you get excited, a little birdie told me that the only thing that makes these Oreos “red velvet” is the cream-cheese frosting, which I've heard doesn't …
Continue reading “Yes, Red Velvet Oreos Are Coming Soon; Yes, We Will Be Eating Them”