They’re often referred to as “man’s best friend”—no, we’re not talking about penises, we're talking about dogs. Our four-legged companions who snot up car windows and slobber their way into our hearts never judge us, whether we’ve gained 30 pounds due to a bad breakup or had to shave our head due to chemotherapy. They give us two-legged idiots all the unconditional love we could ask for. Saying “thank you” to our canine pals, the American Cancer Society’s Bark For Life fundraising event is a day-long celebration of dogs (not dongs), to raise funds for cancer research. Featuring an agility course, pet-friendly vendors, games for your pooch and more, Bark For Life is sure get your best friend’s tail wagging. (The dog’s tail. Jesus, get your mind out of the gutter.)
Sun., Aug. 11, 10 a.m., 2013
