George at Fast Apple Repair exposes the Genius Bar as a place of idiots, not only diagnosing problems within minutes of seeing a dead anything, but also being as honest as a computer tech guy can be. No, seriously: One time, a Weekling brought in a sad-ass MacBook that was rattling like an out-of-tune Mercury and randomly blacking out. George effortlessly took the computer apart and found the problem: a plastic chip kept scraping against the fan. He took out the chip, put the computer back together and didn't charge a thing. Take that, ghost of Steve Jobs!
