Dedicated to preserving the famed dances of the Polynesian culture, Lokelani's Rhythm of the Islands offers a wide range of classes in which to shake your hips, including Hinano, Pikake, Keikis, Tiki and more. Divided into age-appropriate instruction, toddlers, tweens, teens and adults engage in the time-honored traditions of the islands—and lose a few pounds, to boot. Drumming and other instrument classes are also offered, and standout students are invited to join Lokelani's touring company. It's clearly time for you to live out your Annette Funicello-Pineapple Princess fantasy and strap on a grassy skirt, don a fragrant lei and shimmy till your hips fall off—which might happen sooner rather than later to some of us.