When you're really looking to get sauced—not just white-girl wasted, but epically fucking hammered—order a Zombie at Don the Beachcomber. Then order another one. And then—oh, that's all you get because these drinks are so strong there's a two-drink maximum. Created in the 1930s by Mr. Don the Beachcomber himself, the Zombie is a famously lethal recipe of three different rums, tropical fruit juices and several other assorted liqueurs. The sweetness of the fruit juice completely masks the insane amount of alcohol the drinks contain, so they're especially easy to knock back. They should come with an automatic Uber reservation—you've been warned!
