Need food for a party? Forget the cardboard-y sandwich platter or the grease-fest of a bucket of chicken, and opt instead for the 3-foot burrito at Taco Pronto, a yard's worth of reason for why we need more Mexicans in this country. They come loaded with beans, your choice of meat, salsa, sour cream and a whole lotta chingón-ness. And if that's not enough, a 6-foot version is also available. Just make sure to place your order at least one day in advance, and show up with your brother-in-law's F250 for proper transportation.