Brody Ryan's '15 Seconds of Fame' is Now 30 Seconds

So you thought after a week or so, you'd heard the last of #StarbucksDrakeHands. Well, not if Brody Ryan, master of the coy pose seen round the world, has anything to say about it. Lucky us. After Brody brought us the Internet phenomenon known as #StarbucksDrakeHands, the cyber world responded with countless parodies of the video. And they were ahhhmazing. This week, Ryan is back to set the record straight on what really went down. As it so happens, Ryan is a rapper of sorts, so what better way to shed some light on the situation than to record a track to do just that. And he did. And we're bringing it to you. And you're welcome. Now let the parodies begin after you enjoy “15 Seconds of Fame.” See the song and the lyrics below.

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We've also included the lyrics (thanks to RapGenius.com) so you can uhhh…rap along.

15 Seconds of Fame
The whole worlds mocking me
But she knows damn well we ain't never had no coffee

“And she wants nothing to do with Brody Ryan. Calling him an opportunist, talentless, loser. Set out to use our client for financial gain and publicity, but that news probably won't break Brody Ryan's heart.”

Who would have the thought
The man with the Starbuck hands
Would land a hundred grand in fans
In just a few weeks?
You're here to day and gone tomorrow
Haters come and go
But all my friends and family
Know me as that same old “G”
From years ago

I'm just trying to vibe out
I ain't trying to wile out
What the fuck I got to lie about?
O.D.A.G. our time is now!

Solo off my front porch
Dolo, but I know my worth
If Hannah had to twerk it out
(twerk Miley, Miley)
Understand I'ma play my hand
Pocket Aces. Fuck them Haters!
Front Pages. Interviews
Talk shows and magazines
With champagne in my glass
Call me a fucking loser
Call me what your used tah
I'm not what you choose tah
Chow Mein, bubble bath
Liu Kang kush, lemon bubble wrap
That Godfather life
With my tub dripping wax
Chocolates with them candles lit
Boom box with my favorite shit
This just be the life I live
Give a fuck about a bitch
But you should see my Tinder list
Exactly where I met that chick
Swiped her to the right
Thought I'd pipe her that night

Money in my pocket
Swisher full of tree
My pompadour is poppin'
That's O-D-A-G

Paparazzi talking, like Brody on that Creep
Talentless loser, seeking opportunity
But I'ma keep it clean and take the high beam
Cocktails with Patrick
So my slates kool beans

I just said your beautiful
You just played me for the fool
As if we wasn't suitable for a simple conversation
Like girl how you doing?
How's your day going?
You should come through and
Let me make you something

But your too busy stuntin'
With your super model pose
Because you ain't saying nothing
But I ain't even frontin'…HOE!
I ain't even trippin'
Just sittin' limousine
Thinking to myself that this is all a dream
But Inside Edition just boost my self-esteem
Diane Mcinerney
Don't dare deny the synergy
The camera caught our chemistry
Remember me
Because I'm USA Today
But M.I.A. tomorrow
I'm hoppin' on a plane left my sorrows out the cargo
Front porch missing, I'm mother fucking Fargo
I'm feeling uplifted, no more Donny Darko
Out here swiping bar codes
Party till the bar close
(Aaaayyyyyyy!)
Stranger! Danger!
I never should have rang yah!
Ratchet ass Topanga!
That girl there done gone gangsta
Cease and desist
Suck my dick this shits a banger
I gave you that house hold name girl
You should be more thankful

15 Seconds of Fame
That's 15 Seconds of Fame for yah!
15 Seconds of Fame
That's 15 Seconds of Fame for yah!

You can get more information on the man behind the hands and the track on www.BrodyRyan.com.

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