Heads up! Thought you should know that your Aunt B has had sex with your husband on multiple occasions—and enjoyed telling me about it. You only need to be concerned if you have a husband, or maybe an ex by now, whose name starts with a J and your morally challenged Aunt B’s sister’s name starts with an H.
Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to le*****@oc******.com.