Is watching a three-and-a-half-minute video of someone cutting a carrot ever worth it? Especially if there's no narration and a constant, low-level drone going on in the background the entire time?
Normally, I would say no, but after watching the video after the jump, well, it was definitely worth it. Hopefully that teaser image up there's got you convinced, because the clip is a feat of knife wizardry I've never seen matched.
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WARNING:If you have earphones in, turn them down.
There's so many questions left unanswered. Why the salt? Why the rubbing? Who needs a carrot cut this way? HOW? WHO IS THIS WIZARD?
And all with a vegetable cleaver.
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