What? I'm writing about “American Idol?” Someone please come to my apartment and make sure I'm not hallucinating.
So anyway…Ellen DeGeneres has been picked as Paula Abdul's replacement for the upcoming season.
Do I care? No. Should you? No.
But I figured you might want to know.
Apparently, the Intranets are split on whether or not this is a wise choice. But who cares about bloggers (they're all terrible people if you ask me), what does Eric the Midget think?
PS Hey Paula, you really done fucked up this one. They paid you how much money to sit there and give opinions on whether or not people could sing? And you couldn't do that any more? Shit, that's like what the Weekly does with me, except for a lot less dough, and I'm still doing it.
