Dishney: PETA Recommends Animal Sanctuaries Over Disneyland

In yet another effort to make both meat eaters and vegetarians further dislike them, Ingrid Newkirk, president and co-founder of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), has issued an open letter to President Obama via the Huffington Post, pleading for him to send the traditional Thanksgiving pardoned turkey to a sanctuary–not Disneyland.

Pardoning would-be Thanksgiving turkeys has been a presidential tradition since 1947, and since 2005, the turkeys have have been paraded down Main Street and spent the rest of their lives at Disneyland and Disney World.

The Register is reporting that this year's lucky birds will be featured in the 10 a.m. “Give a Day, Get a Day” parade today and will then be available for viewing by the public at Big Thunder Ranch.  

The letter suggests shipping the turkeys off to metropolitan Washington's Poplar Springs Farmed Animal Sanctuary, “where Sasha and Malia would be able to visit them, along with other rescued animals, and learn why it is important to be compassionate to animals.”

Newkirk even invites Obama to open up the White House kitchen to a PETA-approved chef for a “delicious cruelty-free Thanksgiving meal… with all the trimmings, from corn bread to cranberries, and an all-American vegan apple pie with vanilla soy ice cream on top.”

Something tells us PETA doesn't really advocate those giant roasted turkey legs being hawked all over the parks either.

After the jump: The full letter to President Obama.

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Dear Mr. President:

On behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and
our more than 2 million members and supporters, I am writing to ask
three things: 1) that you please send this year's pardoned turkeys to a
credible sanctuary; 2) that in your speech at the pardoning ceremony,
you acknowledge the millions of compassionate Americans who personally
pardon turkeys every year by choosing a vegetarian Thanksgiving meal;
and 3) that you invite PETA's chef to present a delicious cruelty-free
Thanksgiving meal for you and your family, including Tofurky with all
the trimmings, from corn bread to cranberries, and an all-American
vegan apple pie with vanilla soy ice cream on top. The vegan meal would
provide some balance to all the free publicity given to the turkey
industry on this occasion.

As you may well know, Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be
America's national bird. Franklin noted how courageous turkeys are, and
today's animal behaviorists say that turkeys are indeed smart as well
as loving, protective parents who will even sing along to classical
music. However, turkeys raised on filthy factory farms are bred and
drugged to grow so large so fast that they often suffer from painfully
splintered leg bones and other debilitating conditions. During PETA's
undercover investigations of some of our country's largest turkey
factory farms, we have documented workers as they stomped on birds'
heads, struck birds with pipes and pliers, and slammed birds against
walls.

For years, the “pardoned” turkeys have been sent to places where
they were neglected. Many are dead within a year of being pardoned.
This year, please send the turkeys to a credible sanctuary that has
experts in turkey behavior and care, like metropolitan Washington's own
Poplar Springs Farmed Animal Sanctuary, where Sasha and Malia would be
able to visit them, along with other rescued animals, and learn why it
is important to be compassionate to animals.

Thank you for your consideration. I hope to hear from your staff
soon. We wish you and your family a healthy and happy holiday season.

Kind regards,

Ingrid E. Newkirk
President