Kabbalah Open House, 6:30 p.m.

Who knows, you could see Madonna!

Kabbalah Classes, 1533 Alton Avenue, Santa Ana, CA; 800.817.3192

Film: Secrets of the Samurai Sword, 1:30 p.m.

Okay. It's not technically taking place tonight, but how awesome does this movie sound?

Bowers Museum of Cultural Art, 2002 N. Main St., Santa Ana, CA; 714-567-3600

Cornerstone 50s and 60s Dance, 7:30 p.m.

A night of dancing open to adults in their 50s and 60s, or those who're interested in setting up a little May December romance situation.

Mariners Church, 5001 Newport Coast Dr., Irvine, CA; 714-979-7590