I like the idea of bribing me with food in order to get me to pay attention to a cause. PETA, for one, would do better to give away free vegetarian food that tastes good rather than getting celebrities to act like idiots — sorry, but I'm not gonna spare the poor animals' lives if it means eating disgusting crap for the rest of mine.
And speaking of disgusting — granola bars with dried fruit just ain't my thing. Which I know is weird coming from someone who eats duck fetus and snails, but y'know, those are moist.
So yeah, save the hiking trails. I like hiking trails. Just not raisin granola.
(See said free crap behind the cut.)
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