Tsunami Warning Un-Issued for Newport Beach


The Daily Voice, a website that covers Newport Beach and Costa Mesa, breaks the following news: a tsunami wreaking havoc on American Samoa and possibly Hawaii next will not hit Newport Beach.

Repeat: a tsunami thousands of miles away in the Pacific Ocean will not hit Newport Beach.

In other breaking news, Newport Beach will also not be terrorized tonight by chupacabras, flying monkeys or the Comet Kohoutek.

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