You're the asshole who had the audacity to leave an enormous mess in the private room at the restaurant I work at, just before another party had to use it. You then came back into the restaurant (after leaving with the rest of your party) and demanded a refund because we threw away a few slices of cold pizza you left in the room. Needless to say, you didn't get it, so you decided to rant about everything you felt was wrong with our establishment and terrorize my manager—that is, until the other customers got your drunken ass to stumble out of the place. What's that? You're suing us? Nice try, douchebag!
