Michael Kevin Lallana, Pretty Co-Worker's Unknowing Man Juice Bottler, Finally Off to Jail

Michael Kevin Lallana, the Fullerton family man, semen bottler for unknowing co-worker and OC Scariest Person of 2010, is reportedly off to jail. (FINALLY!) Orange County Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm, who handed the 33-year-old his original 180-day jail sentence for two misdemeanor battery counts in 2011, is reported to have denied the defense's home …