The Starbucks Solution

Photo by Keith MayCraggy coffee beans, chipped and charred and blistered, are strewn like spent bullets across the top of a small wooden table at Polly's Gourmet Coffee. Mike Sheldrake is inspecting, arranging and considering them with the comfortable panache of a venerable gunslinger, simultaneously appalled and pleased and fascinated. Sheldrake is 51 years old, …

Changing the Cat Box

After years of pushing and prodding by animal activists, change may at last be coming to Orange County's troubled animal shelter, “an ill-run, bureaucratic relic,” in the words of one former employee, and the subject of a recent, highly critical Weekly cover story (“Pet Hell!” May 14). Officials have announced that no longer will the …

This Generations Updike

You have every right to hate Michael Chabon. One of the first stars to come out of UC Irvine's master of fine arts program, his first novel, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh—which is disarmingly innocent in observation, effortlessly sophisticated in style—was a best-seller when he was 24. (He came in under the media radar that picked …

Surfs Unlink

Art by Bob AulWhen the Surfrider Foundation launched its Web site (www.surfrider.org) in 1995, it had a grandiose budget of $0. Last year, that zoomed to $25,000; this year, site producer Mark Babski expects it to hit $45,000, and next year, he's predicting he'll get $60K to run the site. And the great thing, Babski …

Greener Pastures

Over the years, OC Weekly and the Darnel Squad—which eschews shaving, cosmetics, antiperspirant, deodorant soaps and daily showering—have enjoyed a sort of love-to-mock/hate relationship. When a Darnel Squad meeting announcement did not appear in our Calendar mere days after it was mailed, founder Julie Mandrake sent us a blistering letter accusing us of censorship in …

Manufacturing Fear

In a surreal and tragic two weeks, Orange County's press relentlessly whipped up terror that Littleton-style school slaughter perpetrated by dark-side fuzzy-lipped gunboys brandishing heavy steel “could happen here” (even though none had) and then was blindsided by the county's first real school murders: a grisly massacre of preschoolers by a middle-aged man wielding a …

Pet Hell

Photo by Keith MayA grieving family once showed up at the Orange County Animal Shelter in Orange with a dead pet. It was a Sunday, and the shelter was closed to the public. They picked up the intercom at the front gate and spoke with a shelter worker inside about disposing of the body. A …

This Sister Oughta Be Famous

Photo by Jack GouldIf it wasn't for the gallbladder and the cows, Sister Mary Elizabeth might never have started the AIDS Education Global Information Service (AEGIS). The American Catholic nun runs “the largest HIV/AIDS Web site in the world” (www.aegis.com) from a room in her parents' San Juan Capistrano home. Founded as a bulletin-board service …

Beach Blanket Stinko

100,000 FLUSHESAs he does almost every morning, Corky went for a run along Aliso Beach on Jan. 7, 1997. After working up a sweat, he dove into the ocean for a swim several hundred yards north of where the mouth of Aliso Creek pours into Laguna Beach's emerald waters. “I jumped in, and it was …

The Stock Detective

On April 7, Bloomberg News (www.bloomberg.com) woke up to discover it had an evil twin on the Internet. That morning, someone had posted a site identical to the respected financial news service's, reporting that the Tustin high-tech company PairGain Technologies Inc. was being acquired by the Israeli company ECI Telecom Ltd. for $1.35 billion. Eager …