Most of us (over the age of 17) have been talking shit for years about Justin Bieber due to his over publicized bad choices, frequent run-ins with the law, and rebellious lifestyle that supplies stories that ultimately write themselves. And while we could personally do without hearing so much about the Biebs, Comedy Central had a much different idea. On March 30th, some of the best in the biz have been tapped to rip this asshole a second one for the whole world to see on the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. At first glance, the list of guest speakers on the dais looks promising–Hannibal Buress, Chris D'Elia, Natasha Leggero, Pete Davidson, Jeffrey Ross, Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart, Ludacris, and Shaquille O'Neal. However, we noticed one glaring omission…
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The Iron Sheik. Really, Comedy Central? How could you leave Mr. Camel Clutch himself out of all of this?!
Having Sheikie bash JB isn't just a random thought either we'll have you know. Iron Sheik should've been on the top of the short list because he's been known to take dump after dump on Bieber (and his tiny balls) for what seems like forever now. And honestly, who wouldn't love anything more than to see him make that little twerp humble in the roast arena? To plead our case to Comedy Central we've pulled 15 (trust us, there were plenty to choose from) of our favorite tweets from the legend to prove our point of how fantastic it would indeed be to have the man, the legend, the Iron Sheik on the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All there's left to do now is read, sit back, and wait for him to get added. Seriously Comedy Central. Do it.
Be sure to tune in for the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber on March 30th, check out Iron Sheik's documentary “The Sheik” by going to www.SheikMovie.com, and follow the daily hilarity Sheikie dishes out on Twitter @The_IronSheik.
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Ali Lerman knows much about comedy, basketball, and celebrating Wu-Tang Wednesday. She’s been writing for sixteen years and still calls her mom with grammatical questions.