Just because you edit the subject line in an email doesn’t mean you can introduce new information as if it doesn’t contradict what I said earlier in the thread. I mean, my original words are right there if you scroll down. Maybe you think I am too old and female and stupid to notice? Oh, email, such complex technology—how will I ever cope? Once they are done digesting Paul Ryan’s car, I hope that woodchuck family comes for you.
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