Hey, repo guy: Learn to do your job! I watched you the other day slide your tow hitch under a car in the parking lot across the street and attempt to drive off, its alarm blaring, which let everyone in the neighborhood know what you were doing. But you were sloppy hooking up the car. I know this because it broke free about two seconds after you pulled out of the lot. The hitch must have sliced something important (I’m guessing the brake line) because fluid immediately started gushing out of the car’s front end. But instead of getting out to make sure everything was okay, you merely backed up, slid the tow hitch under the car’s front end again, then drove off, a nice trickle of dark liquid following you down the street. If I ever get in trouble with my bank, I sure hope you’re not the guy who gets the call to take my car.
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