You are all the careless drivers who are too dim-sighted to spare the wildlife scurrying across roads. I’ve seen too much roadkill recently. How do you think the animal-control officer feels having to remove a carcass because you didn’t bother to avoid or dodge the animal? I am not recommending that drivers cause crashes to spare wildlife, but I’m sure many of these forsaken scenes could’ve been easily avoided. If not for me, do it for all the cats, dogs, raccoons and opossums that haven’t made it because of you murderers with your shiny SUVs and junky cars.
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