Charles Holland Duell served as the Commissioner for the United States Patent Office from 1898 to 1901 and is mostly known for uttering the infamously stupid quote “Everything that can be invented has been invented.” I mean, this man said this before he could order drugs, food and (ahem) “companionship” off the internet. He never had a Hot Pocket or rode an escalator, and it’s probably safe to assume Charles was too busy being wrong to ever stop and take a dab.
Don’t be like Charles because 100 years after you die, some jerk might use you as an example in an article about Jetty Extracts’ newest product. The Dablicator twists to reveal a simple, innovative design that takes the guesswork out of medicating. Lab-tested, the 500-milligram apparatus makes dabbing top-shelf cannabis a discreet, clean, enjoyable experience. The heat-resistant tip and durable chamber fit in the palm of your hand, allowing you to store it conveniently in a purse or pocket.
We’ve all had a “Charles” around us at one point, and frankly, we don’t need that negativity in our lives. Stop in at Blüm in Santa Ana to prove him wrong.
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Jefferson Matthew VanBilliard is a leo that enjoys all things cannabis and is just trying his best. He let us know that although the desert will always be his home you can find him on Fourth St. in Santa Ana battle rapping teenagers or at the local high school where he coaches girls varsity volleyball without anyone’s permission.