Hey, Levi Strauss: Your pants suck. I’ve been buying your pants for 50 years, and every pair I buy now is made outside the country: Mexico, Ecuador, Egypt . . . Three pairs and three holes in the crotch where the four seams come together—after one month. What happened?
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