AbsoluteXtracts and Lagunitas have your back this summer. The companies have teamed up to create a beverage that will have stoners and craft-beer enthusiasts alike quenching their thirsts without the downside of passing out in the backseat of a Lyft.
The 10-milligram-THC bottle of liquid zen known as Hi-Fi Hops has just the right amount of bitterness without any of the sugar, calories or alcohol your body usually has to process each time you crack open a cold one. The thing that sets this $9.20 elixir apart from other non-alcoholic beverages is the taste: A myriad of hops brewed without malt add a surprising amount of depth to a deliciously crisp finish.
If you’re worried about keeping up with the party without the risk of feeling like a zombie the next day, then Lagunitas should be at the bottom of every cooler within a 10-foot radius of any body of water you find yourself in for the next few months. Plus, imagine how cool you’ll look when everyone has to go home and you’re still doing gainers into the deep end knowing you’re going to sleep as soundly as a baby kitten later.
Available at From the Earth, 3023 S. Orange Ave., Santa Ana, (657) 444-7336; fteusa.com.
Jefferson Matthew VanBilliard is a leo that enjoys all things cannabis and is just trying his best. He let us know that although the desert will always be his home you can find him on Fourth St. in Santa Ana battle rapping teenagers or at the local high school where he coaches girls varsity volleyball without anyone’s permission.